10 Weird Things Bookworm’s Google

You know you do it. I know you do it. I know you know we all do it.

1. Did my letter from Howgwarts get lost


Every 11-year-old’s first heartbreak. It’s okay. We’re all in this together.

2. DIY Pen Sword


For some reason, taping a foam sword tip to a ballpoint pen never works.

3. Bus times to Middle Earth


Well, this is awkward.

4. How to make my boyfriend be Will Herondale


See, the hard part is actually having a boyfriend in the first place.

5. Colleges teaching Runes 101


Like you’d settle for anything less.

6. DIY metal dragon that breathes fire and acts like it is a real dragon


Sharing is caring, Leo. Sharing is caring.

7. How to be a cyborg


Step-by-step instructions, please.

8. Where to sign up for The Bachelor, Prince Edition


Waitβ€”you mean they don’t have those in real life?


9. How did they fake Augustus Water’s death?


Because obviously he didn’t actually die. Obviously.

10. Why can’t I find Will Herondale


So we’re a little desperate. Isn’t everyone?

Have you googled any of these things? (It’s a redundant question, I know you have. Don’t lie, don’t make it weird)

I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments!

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53 thoughts on “10 Weird Things Bookworm’s Google

  1. Oh gosh, these are hilarious! I don’t believe I’ve ever ACTUALLY googled these things, but I most certainly have thought them. Except for the Augustus Waters one… I never got that far in the book. *guilty face*

  2. Haha, nice one! I actually have googled “how to make Will Herondale my boyfriend” and the likes, and even though I know he doesn’t really exist *gasp*, it’s just.. he’s the best, you know? πŸ˜›

  3. In the show Sherlock, (this is a spoiler for the show) he faked his death and then came back about two years later.

  4. Haha! Oh gosh this post is wonderful, I love it so much. Although I’ve never physically googled any of these, there are many I can see myself googling, especially ‘bus times to Middle Earth’! YES! πŸ˜‚ xoxo

  5. This is hilarious, I can’t stop laughing! I’ve never tried to google any of these although I’ll forever mourn the fact that I never got a letter from Hogwarts XD If only we could have the things that are only real in books…. I totes want a pen sword…or a wand…or magic in general… X’D

  6. haha we are so awesome..im still laughing at my desk at this conversation like it’s an entirely normal thing to discuss πŸ˜€

  7. haha that’s okay! I work for a pharmaceutical company that imports and exports bulk items etc. I’m just an admin assistant at the moment so I sit behind a desk all day at a computer – conveniently blogging all day and it still looks like I’m working πŸ˜€
    I just figured that maybe they sent my letter with Errol the poor owl and he just got lost or something!

  8. This is hilarious – because yessss, I am still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts.
    Oh god and Augustus Waters – what a sweetheart.
    Great post – I actually chuckled loudly at my desk at work this morning πŸ˜€

  9. LOL, this was funny! XD And you know, I have actually googled #1 and #2… (not those exact terms, of course, but on the same lines). Thinking about it makes it seem so ridiculous! XD

  10. I love this! Mine googling is comparatively boring. During my last year of university I was reading a lot of 19th century literature, so I was mostly using it to try and make a better mental picture of people’s outfits!

  11. True DIY story: Before the Internetz, I had to make do with my makeshift bow made of rubber bands and pencils. Suffice to say I kept this dangerous geekiness hidden from the teachers, lol!

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