Let’s have a little talk about bookworms.
Superhuman reading powers? We’ve always had ’em.
Finger and hand strength from holding up hardcovers for HOURS? Yup.
But other than that, many of us don’t get much excercie. Nothing to be ashamed of, since excercie is stupid and sweaty and reading and lots of food is much better.
NOT TO FEAR MY BOOKISH FRIENDS! I found a handy solution: YA Book Workouts!
Basically, you can read and gain abs AT THE SAME TIME. Is this not the best thing?? Are you super duper intrigued?? Then, please chums, see below. 🙂
- No way! Main character female? And white? I’m stunned! 10 squats
- OMG! Main character is different? So special? OMG! Who knew?? 20 jumping jacks
- Aww boy who loveth her! 30 second plank
- Loveth boy’s eyes are described! (Spoiler: THEY ARE BLUE AND DREAMY) 10 sit-ups
- Parents dead, of course. How else would main character have such maturity and independence? 30 second wall-sit
- REVOLUTION:D 15 crunches
- OMG!! Another boy loveth main character?! How will she choooooose??? 15 bicycles
- Main character chooses. (Spoiler: it’s loveth boy #1) 10 lunges
- Main character saves the world! Everyone is super surprised! Except every reader! Literally no reader is surprised! 15 push-ups
Now go forth, my children. Pick up a YA book and try it. Go ahead. You’d be amazed at the muscles you’ll gain just by reading!
Have you got more brains or biceps? You’ve got both now, right? What are your favorite/most hated YA tropes? Favorite exercises? Chat away, chums!
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Why, I’m flattered!
Who needs a gym when you have this post :’D
Omg you are the best thing ever!
Omg this is the best thing ever!
Thanks! OMG good one! You are so good at these!
REALLY?? THANKS CHUM!
THANK YOU 😀 I feel so honored!
Really?? Thanks!! Biceps and abs foreverrrr
Oh my gosh…THANK YOU! You are too sweet 🙂
Thanks! Oh, I believe in you, my friend.
Thanks! Oh yes, but that’s good! Now you’ll have some beautiful biceps 😀
Thanks! Oh yes, abs guaranteed 👍
OMG REALLY?? Yess your beautiful and will become even beautifuller 🙂 You are so sweet!! Thank you!! Ah yes, the love triangle, so often used…
I LOVE YOU!
THANKS!! Of course you will 😉
You are so sweet. Oh my gosh. I love you.
OMG GOOD ONE! Thank you 🙂
Thank you! I’m so glad! You’re already lifting 300 lb weights, aren’t you 😉
Awwe thank you SO MUCH! I sure hope so hahah!
Thanks! I feel ya, girl. I bet you’ll get a six-pack in just 2 weeks 😉
OMG THANK YOU. Sameeee! It’s a serious struggle 🙂
I love this! Can I add- Main character is plain looking, not gorgeous?
10 calf raise – 20 if the best friend is incredible beautiful
Or something for a main character who is spunky and poor, but smart and great at adapting/street savy?
BAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! 😂 Thanks for sharing! ❤
This is genius! I just bookmarked this on my phone and desktop. I’m gonna be fit as a fiddle now, thanks to you!
Haha this is so brilliant. I’m using this for the rest of my life.
Oh my gosh…I LOVE IT! Who needs traditional exercise workouts when you have this?? 😛 Great post!
Excellent, however I don’t think I’m strong enough to complete this workout LOL.
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This is great but I just did the workout for the book I’m currently reading and now I’m tired and have sore arms xD
Haha this is brilliant! This would totally give anyone a complete workout! 😀
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. This is perfect, this way I can get those brilliant abs while having my face stuck in a book 24/7 😉 I don’t have a favourite exercise BUT I do have my favourite way to get abs and that’s gotta be this post *a million thumbs up* As for trope I dislike, that’s gotta be the love triangle! 😉
I LOVE THIS! ❤ I'd definitely be in shape at the end of summer because we could found all the prompts at basically any books! xD
I LOVE THIS. I’ll be so buff by the end of the summer ❤
this is hilarious. oh my god. I love it.
Your favorite character gets killed off? Let’s run a marathon!!!!
(I love this post)
This post is fantastic! I think you’ve inspired me to really get in shape!
Hahahaha omg I love this SO MUCH 😂 This will get a lot of lazy bookworms off their asses and get them to build some muscle
Haha I love it. I’m not really exercising so much, but well…this might just do the trick for me now 😛
OMG, THIS POST IS GOLD! I’m a lazy person who wants to exercise but never does though! I think I have more brains actually😸