Dancing With the Stars! Cha Cha! Waltz! Jive!
NOW LET’S BOOKIFY IT!
I mean, haven’t you ever asked yourself: which bookish stars would be on DWTS? And who ever would their partners be?
Thank goodness my astoundingly intelligent and imaginative brain is here to answer such questions. You’re welcome.
Harry Potter & Allison Holker
After, you know, living, Harry’s got to do something else to keep his fame up.
Oh look! DWTS! How convenient!
And since poor Harry grew up without a mother, who better to partner with than the motherly Allison Holker!
Celaena Sardothien & Maksim Chmerkovskiy
While it might not be the safest idea to combine Maks’ temper and an actual assassin, it sure would make for good TV!
Captain Thorne & Jenna Johnson
Well, well, well! Wouldn’t this be quite the humorous, youthful pair!
And after saving the world and all, I’m sure our favorite captain would love to test his flirting dancing skills.
Katniss Everdeen & Derek Hough
Our “cheery” Hunger Games champion would surely love to participate in a competition that doesn’t involve fighting to the death!
And there would certainly be some spicy entertainment watching Katniss attempt to maim Derek Hough while he continues to be the perfect gentleman. Spicy indeed.
Albus Dumbledore & Emma Slater
Dumbledore needs a break from all that headmaster-ing, doesn’t he?? And who better to help him through DWTS than Emma Slater! (a.k.a. the one who gets that one old guy every time)
Kestrel Trajan & Artem Chigvintsev
According to the blurb of The Winner’s Curse, Kestrel has two options: join the army or get married.
I. BEG. TO. DIFFER.
There’s also Dancing With the Stars! And there’s no one like the kind and noble Artem to tango with the sly and sweet Kestrel.
Apollo & Lindsay Arnold
Has Apollo got anything better to do than dance?
Well, since being forbidden from Mount Olympus and de-godded by Zeus, NO.
So it’d sure be fun to watch Apollo stare at himself in the mirror while Lindsay tries to actually teach him how to waltz!
Andie Walker & Sasha Faber
Sooner or later, our dear Andie’s going to have to do something other than walking dogs.
OH. I KNOW.
She can quick step right out of being the politician’s daughter and right into winning DWTS. And since poor Sasha has yet to win the mirror ball trophy, he needs a real competitive spirit to help him get there.
Mark Watney & Cheryl Burke
I mean, if you can survive on Mars, you can survive DWTS, right?
Humph. Well. Maybe with Cheryl Burke by your side!
America Singer & Gleb Savenchko
Now America can add Gleb to the list of men she can’t decide if she wants to marry and we can want to kill her EVEN MORE :))
Percy Jackson & Witney Carson
Sure, Percy can defeat the Titans and save Mount Olympus, but dancing?? Maybe not one of his talents…
Whether he wins or not, Witney’ll be sure that he has a jolly ‘ol time!
Princess Winter & Valentin Chmerkovisky
Princess Winter is…well…a bit…
Val, however, is very much grounded in reality. And with Winter’s graceful princessness, they’ve got a sure chance for winning!
William Herondale & Sharna Burgress
William Snark + Sharna Snark = LOTS OF SCRUMPTIOUS SNARK
William Dancing + Sharna Dancing = LOTS OF SCRUMPTIOUS DANCING
Snark + Dancing = LOTS OF SCRUMPTIOUS TV