10 Weird Things Bookworms Google PART 2

Check out the first 10 Weird Things Bookworms Google here!

  

Okay, so Pottermore insists I’m a Hufflepuff. I refuse. I am a Raveclaw. I am a Raveclaw by choice.

Wait, but is there actually a rigged Pottermore…?

 
Feet fetishes? Pshh. None of that. But the old book scent/spray/candle/perfume? Yes, please!  

All of them. Together. This is the tough one, see. 

  
Always. 

(This does not qualify under “weird” but it certainly qualifies under things bookworms google.)  

Firstly, they must be free. Secondly, it must be the bookshop the whole bookshop nothing but the bookshop. With all the books. Everything. For our private collection, of course.

  

So many awful lines in that show, SO MANY. Honestly, all us bloggers should be writing that script. Imagine! It would be legendary!

  
CPR? Ritual revival? Perhaps we could just not read the book, but that’s hardly an option.

  
We can’t just leave our books unprotected, someone could steal them all at anytime!

  
Confession: I haven’t read The Lord of the Rings. But I am desperately running out of ideas.

  
Some things just never change.

Have you googled any of these things? (That was a redundant question. Don’t lie, don’t make it weird.)

10 Weird Things Bookworm’s Google

You know you do it. I know you do it. I know you know we all do it.

1. Did my letter from Howgwarts get lost

  

Every 11-year-old’s first heartbreak. It’s okay. We’re all in this together.

2. DIY Pen Sword

  

For some reason, taping a foam sword tip to a ballpoint pen never works.

3. Bus times to Middle Earth

  

Well, this is awkward.

4. How to make my boyfriend be Will Herondale

  

 
See, the hard part is actually having a boyfriend in the first place.

5. Colleges teaching Runes 101

  

Like you’d settle for anything less.

6. DIY metal dragon that breathes fire and acts like it is a real dragon

  

Sharing is caring, Leo. Sharing is caring.

7. How to be a cyborg

  

Step-by-step instructions, please.

8. Where to sign up for The Bachelor, Prince Edition

  

Wait—you mean they don’t have those in real life?

[TFIOS SPOILER]

9. How did they fake Augustus Water’s death?

  

Because obviously he didn’t actually die. Obviously.

10. Why can’t I find Will Herondale

  

So we’re a little desperate. Isn’t everyone?

Have you googled any of these things? (It’s a redundant question, I know you have. Don’t lie, don’t make it weird)

I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments!

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