Ten Funniest Percy Jackson Quotes

All of the Percy Jackson books by Rick Riordan are full of wit and humor, but what are the funniest quotes?


“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. “You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”


Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.”
“He’s the sun god,” I said.
“That’s not what I meant.”


“Annabeth?” Percy said again. “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-something look.”
“I don’t have an I’m-planning-something look.”
“Yeah, you totally do. Your eyebrows knit together and your lips press together and—”
“Do you have a pen?” she asked him.”
“Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?” I asked.


“Now, come over here so I can pat you down.”
“But you don’t have-” Percy stopped. “Uh, sure.”
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
“You seem to be clean,” Terminus decided. “Do you have anything to declare?”
“Yes,” Percy said. “I declare that this is stupid.”


“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. “That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn, there he is.”


“It’s him,” I said. “Typhon.”
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like ‘No, that’s our huge friend Leroy! He’s going to help us!”


“You’re a stalker with hooves.”
“I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”


“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.

Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?

Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”


Not knowing is half the fun,” Aphrodite said, “Exquisitely painful isn’t it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It’s so cute I’m going to cry!”


“It only works on wild animals.”

“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.

“Hey!” I protested.”

Hope you enjoyed! Comment down below if I forgot anything!

4 of The Worst Movies Based on Books

There have been beautiful stories that have wrapped us up in delightful excitement. Then, of course, there are the movies that ruined them forever.


Points for trying Disney, but no. Just no.


This was one of my favorite stories as a child, and as much as I love Jack Black, nothing was right in this movie.


I haven’t even bothered to watch this movie. Why? Because my friend, who is just as obsessed with the series as I am, told me not to bother unless I wanted the books to be disgraced and ruined in my my mind forever. So yeah, I didn’t watch it.


I have been so attached to this series for forever, and the movie just made me so sad. I really don’t know anyone who liked this movie. At all. They changed the appreances and races of so many characters, and they LITTERALLY completely changed the plot. Why? WHY?

Top Ten Fictional Females

We have befriended loads of fictional females, but really, what are the very best ones?

10. Katniss Everdeen. She’s not the most agreeable character, but she’ll do anything for those she loves. She strong at heart and with a bow and arrow, and I’m pretty sure that guarantees her a spot on this list.

9. Hazel Grace Lancaster. She’s really intelligent, though I have to admit her thoughts are pretty depressing. Then again, wouldn’t your’s be if you knew you were dying of cancer?

8. Annabeth Chase. She can be a little bossy at times, but her mind is teeming with knowledge. And not only that, she’s got a really good heart too.

7. Hermione Granger. Her personality is actually surprisingly a lot like Annabeth’s. They’re pretty much tied for me.

6. Bianca DiAngelo. Though she’s an extremely minor character in just one Percy Jackson book, she is amazing. She’s brave, loving, innocent, kind, and just beautiful inside out. It’s a very rare combination.

6. Sally Jackson. She married Smelly Gabe to protect Percy. ‘Nuff said.

5. Elizabeth Bennet. First off, she’s hilarious. Second off, she’s smart. Sure, she had a little prejudice against Darcy, but we all have our faults.

4. Tris Prior. Her selflessness, bravery, and determination are all rare traits. And she even has a good heart too!

3. Hestia. She is the best Greek goddess ever! She is so humble and kind, there is no way you can help but admire her.

2. Beth March. My heart reaches out to her so much. She makes the very best of any situation, and spreads that cheer around. Her body is weak and fragile, but her soul is so full of love and kindness. She’s even talented in music! How could one not love her?

1. Anne Shirley. She makes mistakes, but she always learns from them! She is incredibly cheerful and imaginative and will never stop dreaming! She has a noble and kind heart, and she’s definitely a people person! There is so much to love about her!