Six of Crows | Hype Victim. RIP.

Title: Six of Crows (Six of Crows #1)

Author: Leigh Bardugo

Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy 

Pages: 465

Published: September 29, 2015 by Henry Holt and Company

Ketterdam: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price—and no one knows that better than criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker. Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can’t pull it off alone…

A convict with a thirst for revenge.
A sharpshooter who can’t walk away from a wager.
A runaway with a privileged past.
A spy known as the Wraith.
A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums. 
A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. 

Kaz’s crew are the only ones who might stand between the world and destruction—if they don’t kill each other first. 

   
 

 (Yes, yes, yes. You can read this book without reading the Grisha trilogy.)

I blame the hype. It’s so much better than the Grisha trilogy, they said. You’ll love it, they said. 

Okay, okay. It’s no one’s fault, really. I’m just frustrated because I spent an enormous amount of energy trying to like the book and not be so judgemental. And you know how very difficult it is for me not to be judgemental.

 

There were five billion  many flashbacks. I like to live in the present. I like to carpe the diem. So when a book spends half of its pages on the backstories of five billion six of its characters, I get very upset, especially when these flashbacks occur during a very important heist.

Overall, it was satisfactory. The plot wasn’t bad. It had a heist—you can’t go wrong with a heist. I just wasn’t blown away like I expected. 

  
Leigh Bardugo’s words are 112% quotable. For example:

“Better terrible truths than kind lies.”

And:

“I will have you without your armor, Kaz Brekker, or I will not have you at all.”

Plus:

“We are all someone’s monster.”

Despite all the scrumptious quotes, I’ve always felt that there’s something missing from Leigh Bardugo’s writing. Some indescribable polish and passion that keeps it from ranking five stars.

  
There were five billion six (!!!) main characters. 

  • Kaz. Everyone loves Kaz. It is a felony not to love Kaz. Kaz is un-un-lovable. He is probably frolicking around and pickpocketing as we speak.
  • Inej. MY PRIDE AND JOY. Inej is a little tiny ninja who kicks booty. I am tiny, therefore one step closer to being Inej. This fills me with great joy.
  • Nina. Everyone said she’d be sassy. I take sassy very seriously. Sassy is a privilege, we can’t be handing the title out to just anyone. Nina has yet to truly deserve this description.
  • Matthias. Matthias hates everything. Matthias needs to chill.
  • Jesper. Jesper is there for comic relief and not much else. He also likes guns.
  • Wylan. Wylan is a puppy. We love Wylan.

SO MANY CHARACTERS. Too many characters. I mainly just cared about Kaz and Inej, so the mulitude of other persons was just annoying.

That being said, I REALLY loved Kaz and Inej. (I ship their little faces together SO MUCH.) I have adopted them into my family. They are officially part of the Indian-American madness.

The hype loved Six of Crows, unfortunately I did not. Excuse me while I bathe myself with my own tears of unpopular opinion-ness.

What books drowning with hype have dissapointed you?

 

    Ruin and Rising | In Which I Face My Moral Ambiguity

    Title: Ruin and Rising (Shadow and Bone #3)

    Author: Leigh Bardugo

    Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy 

      
    Pizzazz was expected. Pizzazz was not delivered. The thing about fantasy conclusions is that they must be epic and bold and beautiful. They must not only sum up the story, they must be shocking and full of absolute glory. They must have, in a word, pizzazz.

    Ruin and Rising, to me, is quite atrociously pizzazz-less.

    There was too much planning and talking about doing and not enough doing. Goodness gracious this book was slow. It was essentially traveling and talking with one or two explosions. Hardly anything happened. Again, my friends—PIZZAZZ IS ESSENTIAL. Honestly. 

      
    Sensual. Leigh Bardugo makes you see, she makes you hear, she makes you taste. But above all else, she makes you feel. Her words are merciless, they capture you so quickly. Bitter at the right moments and melodious at all the others.

    Her words are so very quotable. For example:

    “Na razrusha’ya. I am not ruined. E’ya razrushost. I am ruination.” 

    “Maybe love was superstition, a prayer we said to keep the truth of loneliness at bay.” 

    MERCILESS, MERCILESS WORDS. I love it.

    Her writing, however, is not quite 5 star quality. It is magnetic and beautiful, but it’s missing something. It’s missing perfection. And you understand, of course, that five stars can be awarded only to perfection.

      
    I have a confession. The Darkling is my favorite character. Becca! But what about his evilness, you protest. Please. Hear me out. It’s not that I actually like the Darkling, per se. It’s that he by far the most dimensional and intriguing character in the book. He’s made of layers, each puzzling and unsolvable. He’s a challenge, and that interests me. It also frightens me that my favorite character is the villain. It’s time to face my moral ambiguity, I suppose.

    The characters are all stunningly well-devolved. They’re beautifully written, all contrasts of each other.

    However, I didn’t feel a strong attachment. Except for the Darkling, of course. Typical. I feel a strong attachment to the villain.   

      

    No pizzazz, but hey, I got a healthy does of moral ambiguity out of it!

    What are your favorite villains in literature? What books have shocked you with their lack of pizzazz?

      

    7 Spoiler-y Thoughts Had While Reading Ruin and Rising:

    • Harshaw is me. Just replace Oncat with my hideous dog.
    • Just when I was staring to warm up to Mal, the little twat goes and “leaves no survivors.” I understand, we can’t have the Darkling know their location, but still. A SHREAD OF HUMANITY I BEG OF YOU.
    • Has anyone else notice how often they skip breakfast? I find this horribly unsettling.

      

    • So does the Cut cut horizontally or vertically? Please I’m very confused.
    • BAGHRA STOP DOING STUPID THINGS LIKE KILLING YOURSELF.
    • I like how after Alina stabs the Darkling after she realizes he didn’t actually harm an orphanage full of children. After she realizes he isn’t pure evil, that she’s been making him her villain. Really, her timing is impeccable. 

    Are you as horrified as I am about the lack of eating in this book? Did you love Baghra too?

    I am not Ruined. I am Ruination. | Spotlight Saturday #3

     Spotlight Saturday is a weekly feature, created by Josie at Josie’s Book Corner dedicated to spotlighting and pinpointing some of the things over the week that have caught my attention more than usual, things I’ve particularly loved, etc.

    Also, I am aware it is Sunday. I’m a busy, busy bee.

      First of all, her graphics are the cutest thing. Second of all, she has translated half a book. (What? How? I don’t know. I’m astounded) Third of all, she has been studying her poor little blogging tush off so we haven’t gotten quite as many of her stupendous posts lately. But it’s okay because education. 

    Michelle @ The Writing Hufflepuff!

    You’re a bookish superhero.

      
    OY! I have so many this week because the blogging community is full of the most wonderfully creative posts. You guys all rock.

    McKenzie @ Bookish Things and Tea talks about the beautiful modern day classics of the world. I agreed with all of her choices, I was just nodding my little bookish head as I read.

    Linh @ Thin Paperbacks shares her much needed opinion on the weak protagonist debate. Her position is so refreshing and I COMPLETELY agree with it. We need to hear from all kinds of characters in literature. That’s what makes the reading world so exciting—so many eyes to look through, so many things to learn.

    Aentee @ Read at Midnight analyzes all the aspects of integrity in book blogging. The way she accounts for all her experiences is as entertaining and wonderful as all her posts. Plus she gives the reminder all us book bloggers need—stay honest with reviews!

    Alex @ Fiery Reads asks why we hate love triangles. Plus she shares all her criteria for a good love triangle and it’s a beautiful thing!

      
    I’m so close to finish Ruin and Rising by Leigh Bardugo, I can taste the glorious end. This isn’t quite the finale I was looking for, I didn’t get all the pizzazz I expected. There’s a bit too much planning and talking about what to do and not enough doing. 

    BUT. Once I finish this, I’ll be ready for Six of Crows. Oh, the hype around the book. I’m practically suffocating from it.  

      

    Oh yes. Taking it back to my roots.

     

    “Na razrusha’ya. I am not ruined. E’ya razrushost. I am ruination.” 

    ― Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

      

    Who are your bookish superheroes? What song reminds you of your past? Most importantly, are you ruined or are you ruination?