Here’s the scrumptious blurb of the scrumptious extravaganza by Rachel @ Beauty & the Bookshelf:
Hiiiiiiiiii, wonderful people of the universe! Welcome to DAY ONE of Get Up Offa That Slump: A Blogging Extravaganza! This extravaganza is three-week long partay consisting of blog posts that will hopefully do a number of things: get you back into blogging and remind you how fun and creative blogging can be. To learn more about this shindig (all the cool kids are doing it, just an FYI), you can check out the introduction post here and join in anytime.
I AM LATE. But yesterday was Interview with oneself so here I am, chums.
Becca 1.0: State your full name.
Becca 2.0: Rebecca Lilliana Stevenson
Becca 1.0: Liar.
Becca 2.0: No.
Becca 1.0: You’re lying.
Becca 2.0: No.
Becca: 1.0: Becca.
Becca 2.0: Shh.
Becca 1.0: Becca, come on.
Becca 2.0: OKAY FINE. My parents didn’t give me a middle name. So I unofficially christened myself. MOVING ON.
Becca 1.0: Why have you been so inactive in the blogosphere as of late?
Becca 2.0: Not that I have to explain myself to you or anything, but I’ve been at ballet rehearsal every night and learning things every day. I also have an improv show coming up in a week SO.
Becca 1.0: What are your pet peeves?
Becca 2.0: Lovely Hispanic people assuming I speak Spanish. Lovely people assuming I am Hispanic. SPOILER ALERT: I am not Hispanic.
Becca 1.0: Well, what are you then? What languages do you speak?
Becca 2.0: I am half-Indian, half-white, a lovely combination if I do say so myself. I speak my mom’s language of Malayalam, which you have never heard of (don’t lie) and am learning to speak French. I also speak English. FYI.
Becca 1.0: What are some of your favorite things?
Becca 2.0: *raindrops on roses* Ahem. So. Books & ballet & basset hounds & Broadway. And potatoes and PIE. And alliterations.
Becca 1.0: Do you have any siblings?
Becca 2.0: Yes. A sister. She used to be super mean to me and now she is sometimes okay. Everyone likes to tell me how pretty she is. I never tell her this because I think her self-esteem is above the healthy amount already. Here is a picture I made of her with Enjorlas:
Becca 1.0: Mayhaps we should stop. This is getting a little out of hand
Becca 2.0: It’s over when I say it’s over.
Becca 1.0: But…I’m you so if I say—
Becca 2.0: It’s over.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO LIE DETECTOR YOURSELF! JOIN THE EXTRAVAGANZA!