Bookish Characters for President! (We Make Fun of Donald Trump a Lot)



 Hillary Clinton → Lia from The Naturals.

Hillary Clinton’s track record? Not exactly perfect with the cell phones and emails and the etc. So the whole honesty thing? Not her best feature. Ergo, the bookish character to take her place would be Lia from The Naturals, our favorite pathological liar. With her liberal views and her loyalty, those two are practically twins!

Bernie Sanders → Dumbledore from the Harry Potter books.


Bernie? Let’s fix the world (or at least America)! Dumbledore? Let’s fix the world and stop Voldemort! See any difference? Neither do I. 

There’s even a Name that Quote: Bernie or Dumbledore Edition. That’s how hard it is to tell them apart. They are the same persons. Just slap a beard on Sanders.


Jeb Bush → Adam from Shatter Me.

Nobody loves Adam. Nobody truly hates him either. He’s boring. He’s low energy. He doesn’t quite excite.

Ahem. Sound familiar? 

Ted Cruz → Matthew from Anne of Green Gables.

Do they have anything in common? Hardly. BUT. They were both born in Canada.



Marco Rubio → Frank from Since You’ve Been Gone.

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Marco Rubio? Pristine-debater-dad-person. Obviously. What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Frank? Pristine-debater-person. Close enough.

Also, I thought it would be hilarious to see a Presidential candidate next to a fluffy book cover with tumblr girls. So there’s that.

Donald Trump → Donald Trump.

There is no one like this man, fictional or not. Thank Goodness.

It’s the puncutation that gets me.


Ok but tbh me as a presidential candidate.

What political-bookish relations currently full your satirical little mind? Who are you voting for? 


33 thoughts on “Bookish Characters for President! (We Make Fun of Donald Trump a Lot)

  1. Haha nice! BTW you mixed up the signs of the parties, Democrats are represented by the Donkey and Republicans are represented by Elephants.

  2. Omg yesss this is absolutely hilarious!!! Where do you get the ideas for such amazing posts?!! Never saw anything like this before—TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. XD I’ll admit, I didn’t recognize that many candidates, but I loved it all the same. And Donald Trump… LOL his hair though.

  3. I did, actually! I hadn’t had any unique blog post ideas lately so as I stared all frustrated at Trump’s hair, it hit me!
    YAY JOSIE MY GOALS ARE COMPLETE! Oh psh, who needs to pay attention to American politics, all you need to know is Donald!

  4. Can someone give my Trump’s hairdresser’s number ! I’d really want something similar on my head. That man should be put into a museum of ridiculousness or something !! I don’t know ANY of the other candidates (I know Hillary) but Trump is known all over the world so yeah we make fun of him even in Morocco xD

  5. This is so fun! I haven’t seen this anywhere before – did you think of this yourself?!
    OH MY GOSH, BECCA YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE. Donald Trump. Oh my. Hehe. While I am not very familiar with American politics, especially not the candidates or their personalities, it’s impossible not to know who Donald Trump is.

  6. Hahahah this is serious!! I don’t know to much about these people (I’m Austraian after all) but those trump tweets are golden!!!!

  7. You had me at ft Trump’s hair XD

    and this shade is slaying me ~ WOMAN YOU HAVE A GIFT. So does Donald Trump. 😉
    I’m all for Dumbledore… though does that mean Bernie knits?

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