Hillary Clinton → Lia from The Naturals.
Hillary Clinton’s track record? Not exactly perfect with the cell phones and emails and the etc. So the whole honesty thing? Not her best feature. Ergo, the bookish character to take her place would be Lia from The Naturals, our favorite pathological liar. With her liberal views and her loyalty, those two are practically twins!
Bernie Sanders → Dumbledore from the Harry Potter books.
THE TWO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME.
Bernie? Let’s fix the world (or at least America)! Dumbledore? Let’s fix the world and stop Voldemort! See any difference? Neither do I.
There’s even a Name that Quote: Bernie or Dumbledore Edition. That’s how hard it is to tell them apart. They are the same persons. Just slap a beard on Sanders.
Jeb Bush → Adam from Shatter Me.
Nobody loves Adam. Nobody truly hates him either. He’s boring. He’s low energy. He doesn’t quite excite.
Ahem. Sound familiar?
Ted Cruz → Matthew from Anne of Green Gables.
Do they have anything in common? Hardly. BUT. They were both born in Canada.
So.
Ha.
Marco Rubio → Frank from Since You’ve Been Gone.
What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Marco Rubio? Pristine-debater-dad-person. Obviously. What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Frank? Pristine-debater-person. Close enough.
Also, I thought it would be hilarious to see a Presidential candidate next to a fluffy book cover with tumblr girls. So there’s that.
There is no one like this man, fictional or not. Thank Goodness.

What political-bookish relations currently full your satirical little mind? Who are you voting for?
This is hilarious!!
[…] Bookish Characters for President! (We Make Fun of Donald Trump a Lot) […]
Hahaha yep we definitely have those
OOOOH HAHA. Still. Kangaroos!
Lol did I write Austria? HAHAHA no I meant Australia! Now it’s not as cool haha
Thanks! It only adds for extra satirical effect, my friend. Thanks for noticing!
Haha nice! BTW you mixed up the signs of the parties, Democrats are represented by the Donkey and Republicans are represented by Elephants.
Anytime ;p
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THESE MEMES. I am eternally grateful. You made my day.
I still need to do my research but for sure either Bernie or Hillary since I’m a Democrat haha
And omg have you seen all the Donald Trump hair memes??? They’re freaking hilarious:
and
http://www.boredpanda.com/just-saw-donald-trump-driving-down-the-road-campaigning/
There was one with his hair and parrots too but I can’t find it
[…] @ Becca and Books makes a post about bookish characters for president (and makes fun of Donald Trump). So unique and lots of fun to […]
Thank you! I have little tiny elves telling me what posts to write. SHHH don’t tell. I have a reputation to uphold.
Donald. LOL his everything though.
Omg yesss this is absolutely hilarious!!! Where do you get the ideas for such amazing posts?!! Never saw anything like this before—TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. XD I’ll admit, I didn’t recognize that many candidates, but I loved it all the same. And Donald Trump… LOL his hair though.
Many, many thanks.
GO CANADIANS!!
Very, very well done.
The Ted Cruz one kills me–especially as a Canadian myself 😛
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Haha who wouldn’t! Yeah, I suppose he will do.
This was hilarious. And very accurate. Good job!
And I would love to have Dumbledore be president so I guess Bernie will do!
Oh yeah, best hair trend ever haha!
oh no we can’t resist it, it is too tempting
HA same. We could start a hair revolution. Wow, even Morocco can’t help but laugh at Donald, can they!
THE NETHERLANDS?! That is SO cool! Thanks! Of course, of course, what’s there not to mock?
I did, actually! I hadn’t had any unique blog post ideas lately so as I stared all frustrated at Trump’s hair, it hit me!
YAY JOSIE MY GOALS ARE COMPLETE! Oh psh, who needs to pay attention to American politics, all you need to know is Donald!
OOH GOOD ONE. I think Donald would fit right in at Panem!
Oooh, Austria? How awesome! Every day I wake up and laugh at what Donald Trump has tweeted.
You are awesome and hilarious! Thanks!
Can someone give my Trump’s hairdresser’s number ! I’d really want something similar on my head. That man should be put into a museum of ridiculousness or something !! I don’t know ANY of the other candidates (I know Hillary) but Trump is known all over the world so yeah we make fun of him even in Morocco xD
Donald Trump –> Donald Trump 😂 I’m not that familiar with all the candidates since I live in The Netherlands, but this tag is so entertaining 😊 Plus making fun of Trump is always hilarious 😝
This is so fun! I haven’t seen this anywhere before – did you think of this yourself?!
OH MY GOSH, BECCA YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE. Donald Trump. Oh my. Hehe. While I am not very familiar with American politics, especially not the candidates or their personalities, it’s impossible not to know who Donald Trump is.
The only one I could maybe relate Donald Trump to is President Snow in the Hunger Games.
Hahahah this is serious!! I don’t know to much about these people (I’m Austraian after all) but those trump tweets are golden!!!!
This was awesome and hilarious!!!
I’d like to get my hands on that wizardry XD
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! You are too kind my scrumptious friend.
OH I BET. They’re probably little fictional knitting buddies.
You had me at ft Trump’s hair XD
and this shade is slaying me ~ WOMAN YOU HAVE A GIFT. So does Donald Trump. 😉
I’m all for Dumbledore… though does that mean Bernie knits?